Stay calm - it's just a portal to a new dimension
Everybody stay calm. It's just a portal to a new dimension...
New and rather compelling evidence has emerged that a portal to a new dimension has appeared above our neighbours CERN over the weekend!
Yesterday, WRS had a few technical issues that we were told were caused by the storm, but we now can't help but question whether actually we were temporarily moved to another dimension.
Or perhaps, there's a fouine behind all of this nonsense.
We hope this new portal will lead to some very interesting radio interviews with our new extraterrestrial friends.
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Take care out there.
Happy Friday the 13th!